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Hannah
24 November 2012 @ 02:20 am
No more commenting to be added, and no more waiting for me to accept your request. Now all you have to do is join the community and you can read the fic! Yay! Of course, you have to have a LJ, but luckily it's super easy to sign up.

SO GO JOIN theteapirate AND READ SOME FIC, YO.

 
 
 
 
Hannah
01 November 2012 @ 08:39 pm
title // glass table boys
author // teapirate (theteapirate on tumblr)
rating // 
nc-17
word-count // 6.8k
pairing // harry/louis/zayn (also just louis/zayn and just louis/harry and some serious harry/zayn sexual tension)
summary // louis is a go-go dancer at a gay bar. zayn is a DJ, and louis's roommate. harry is a hot stranger. naturally, a threesome ensues. guest starring nick grimshaw as a sassy bartender.
warnings // spitroasting, overstimulation, threesomes, coming without being touched, a bit of restraint play?, also just lots of plotless dirty sex, idk
disclaimer // i own nothing
author's note // hahahhahahah why is this is my life??????? will be f-locked in like a week or so.

"Zayn, let's have sex."Collapse )
Part Two

 
 
Hannah
10 September 2012 @ 02:05 am

ETA: HEY EVERYBODY! I FINALLY MADE A FIC COMMUNITY
No more commenting to be added, and no more waiting for me to accept your request. Now all you have to do i join the community nd you can read the fic! Yay! Of course, you have to have a LJ, but luckil it's super easy to sign up.

SO GO JOI theteapirate ND READ SOME FIC, YO.

(so please don't comment on here asking to be added anymore. thank you! all my fic on this journal is re-posted on the comm, and that is also where all new fic will be posted from now on.)

OR READ MY FIC ON A03 AND IT'S ALL OPEN, YOU DON'T NEED TO JOIN A COMM OR ANYTHING, JUST CLICK THE LINK AND YOU'RE GOLDEN )
now please stop commenting on this post please please please

 
 
 
Hannah
26 August 2012 @ 10:09 pm
title // louis lucas
author // teapirate (theteapirate on tumblr)
overall rating // nc-17
word-count // 70,000 (overall) 
pairing // harry/louis (endgame), also louis/omc(s), harry/ofc(s), liam/zayn, niall/ofc
summary // pornstar!AU. louis is a pornstar with more issues than he can drink away. harry is a bisexual singer/songwriter who is desperate to be signed to a major label. zayn and liam are louis's long-suffering best friends (who also happen to be pornstars, and also happen to be dating each other). niall just wants to play his guitar.
warnings // (overall): mature themes, a fuckton of sexual content (i don't even know how to express how much sex there is tbh, it's just...a lot, okay, both slash and het). I will include specific warnings for each episode.
disclaimer // 100% fiction
author's note // i've been obsessing over this thing since like...the end of may? and it's finally, finally done. thank god. unfortunately i know very little about the adult film industry, or the process of signing musicians to labels, so i apologize if my imagination leaves something to be desired. 

This is a completed fic. The story is divided into five "episodes" that are composed of 3-4 parts each. Essentially, this is a 20-chapter fic, but I wrote it episodically and personally I think it's easier to read that way. Episode one is primarily dedicated to Louis (though Harry does make a brief appearance), episode two is exclusively Harry's, and the last three episodes focus on the development of their relationship. I am about to start school again, so I don't want to promise a specific posting schedule because I'm afraid I won't be able to dependably stick to it, but I will try to post every couple of days or so? I don't want to post the entire thing at once because it would be really overwhelming. 

episode 1 // "the pornstar"  (1) (2) (3) (4)
episode 2 // "the singer" (1) (2) (3
episode 3 // "the strangers" (1) (2) (3) (4)
episode 4 // "the secret" (1) (2) (3) (4)
episode 5 // "the future" (1) (2) (3) (4)

PLEASE DON'T ASK FOR FRIEND REQUESTS HERE. GO TO THIS POST AND COMMENT TO BE ADDED. THANK YOU! 
 
 
Hannah
11 October 2011 @ 08:56 pm
If anyone is interested, I made a fanmix! It's webgott! Hooray!



Check out the track listing and download the mix here.

 
 
Current Mood: sleepysleepy
 
 
Hannah
17 August 2011 @ 11:09 pm
author // hannah (teapirate  )
rating // nc-17 (this is nothing but porn, just porn porn porn, shield your eyes)
word count // 770 
pairing // Liebgott/Webster
summary // PWP. he's a sick, sick boy (really rough sort-of hate!sex)
disclaimer // This is one hundred percent based on the HBO mini series Band of Brothers' characters David Webster and Joseph Liebgott. I mean no offense to the real David K. Webster and Joseph D. Liebgott.
author's note // there are a lot of things in my life that I regret and webgott just isn't one of them. Title based on a lyric from TV on the Radio's "Wolf Like Me."


He knows just where to bite, and kiss, and land his punch.Collapse )
 
 
Current Mood: weirdweird
Current Music: elliot smith - because